I think I might have to place you under arrest for trespassing. But I always go easy on pretty girls who confess.

Raven: "Don't you notice that?" Alexander: "Notice what?" Raven: "The girls?" Alexander: "What girls?" Raven: "Hello! You were worried about bringing me to a bar when all along I should have been concerned about bringing you." Alexander: "I don't know what you are talking about." Raven: "The girls are drooling all over you!" Alexander: "Well, there is only one girl I want to be with and she's right here.

I want a relationship I can finally sink my teeth into.

I'm going to a dance." With Becky?" No, with Alexander." Who's Alexander?" The love of my life!

I think I might have to place you under arrest for trespassing. But I always go easy on pretty girls who confess.

Raven: "You don't have a hot date, do you?" Alexander: "Yes. I do, as a matter of fact." Raven: "You do?" Alexander: "Yes, and it is almost ending.

I'm looking for someone to quench my thirst-for all eternity" -Luna Maxwell