There's nothing more arrogant or conceited than youth, and there's nothing other than machinery that can replace youth.
Elliott GouldI was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.
Elliott GouldGroucho Marx, in his later days, gave me the best review I've ever had and probably will ever have. I changed a light bulb over his bed, and when I came off of his bed with the used one after putting the new one in, Groucho said, 'That's the best acting I've ever seen you do.'
Elliott GouldI find it so easy to get distracted - I try not to do more than one thing at any one time.
Elliott Gould