I don't want the reader to be aware of me as the writer.
Skip the boring parts.
I spent most of my dough on booze, broads and boats and the rest I wasted.
Never use a verb other than โsaidโ to carry dialogue.
My characters have to talk, or they're out. They audition in early scenes. If they can't talk, they're given less to do, or thrown out.
Bad guys are not bad guys twenty-four hours a day.