If work was a good thing, the rich would have it all and not let you do it.

I don’t think writers compete, I think they’re all doing separate things in their own style.

I spent most of my dough on booze, broads and boats and the rest I wasted.

I don't have any of the modern stuff. I don't have e-mail. I don't have a computer!

I don't believe in writer's block or waiting for inspiration. If you're a writer, you sit down and write.

Never use the words 'suddenly' or 'all hell broke loose.'

Keep your exclamation points under control. You are allowed no more than two or three per 100,000 words of prose.