Discretion is a synonym for intelligence.

Chess is the most intimate game in the world. It's like making love. By the time we finish our first slow game, I will know all his thoughts.

I have come to the conclusion that silence and time are the most precious commodities.

I didn't realize you needed a response. When Hamlet is giving a monologue, he just goes on and on by himself.

If you throw me out of this house, I shall sleep on the path outside. If you return to the Continent without me, I shall follow you. I will build a willow hut at your gate; I will sleep under your window; I will be waiting for you at your own front door.

Cats always land on their feet. Dogs don't.

I don't want Christmas season to end, because it's the only time I can legitimately indulge in on particular addiction: glitter.