Comedians on the stage are invariably suicidal when they get home.

Comedians on the stage are invariably suicidal when they get home.

There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each persons story is as different as his fingertips.

Keep each person separate in your heart. Don't have two sex patterns going at the same time. And don't ever join a conversation about something you know nothing about.

I don't like acting and I never have liked acting and I never wanted to be an actress.

She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else.