I just wish more of my fellow queers would come out sometimes. It's nice out here, you know?

There is such a thing as good interference from your record label. I don't think I get enough interference from my record label.

Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay 75 pounds to see them should be shot.

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.

I’ll not complain about your boring life, if you just leave me to mine

Lawdy Mama, those Friday nights when Suzy wore her dresses down tight.

If there's a God in heaven, what's he waiting for? If He can't hear the children, then he must see the war.