The less I say the more my work gets done.

It's getting late have you seen my mates, Ma tell me when the boys get here, It's seven o'clock and I want to rock, Want to get a belly full of beer...

I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead.

Loneliness was tough, the toughest role you ever played. Hollywood created a superstar, and pain was the price you paid.

Top dog, top hat, move that muscle, move that fat.

Don't be afraid to let her into your heart and when your down, don't try to carry the whole world on your shoulders.

I've watched other people singing, I've become a much better singer. I've become a singer that plays the piano instead of a piano player that sings.