I've always wanted to smash a guitar over someone's head. You just can't do that with a piano.

I'll even pay sometimes for a woman that's ugly.

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats, though.

I’ll not complain about your boring life, if you just leave me to mine

Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways.

On Keith Richards: He's like a monkey with arthritis.

They're [[harmaceuticals companies] just making a killing out of people's death. And they're benefiting by people's suffering. And I find that obscene. I find it ridiculous in this day and age, that that would happen. And it took President Clinton to go to rogue pharmaceutical companies to copy the antiretroviral drugs for a fraction of the cost.