My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care.

I lived my teenage years in my 20s when I sort of left home and became Elton John success, then it became Elton John excess... Everything I couldn't do when I was younger I did 10 times over. I was having the time of my life. I was becoming the person that I wanted to be.

Anyone who lip-synchs in public on stage when you pay 75 pounds to see them should be shot.

Better to build a bridge than a wall.

If there is a better singer in England than Craig David, then I am Margaret Thatcher.

I am the most well-known homosexual in the world.

You can beat her, but don't mistreat her. Oh, don't believe that woman please.