If there's a God in heaven, what's he waiting for? If He can't hear the children, then he must see the war.
Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways.
I get bombed for breakfast in the morning, I get bombed for dinner.
It's very important to have two tiaras when you're on the road. You never know when you'll be invited to something really formal.
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again.
Everything I thought I'd hate about having children - the crying, the screaming - nothing fazes me. I love it all and it's relaxed me.