The long arm of the law slides up the outskirts of town.

I've worked hard, every single day since I left school. I think I have a Protestant work ethic.

If it wasn't for some acci-accidents, then some would never learn.

It's a petty thing, but I wouldn't join the Scouts when I was a kid, 'cause you had to swear allegiance to the queen. I'm just not a royalist. I think it's idiotic, a hereditary principle.

The way you look I understand how you were not impressed, but I heard you let that little friend of mine take off your party dress.

It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it.

No use wishing now for any other sin.