Good manners and bad breath will get you nowhere.

I'd be very suspicious of anybody that seems to have to move to the next level of expression. I distrust that: now I'm writing a book, now I'm being an actor. It should be a natural thing. I think it's a natural thing for you to act. But I think that people that feel that, because they've written one maybe quite beautiful love song that equips them to play Romeo, is probably misguided.

I'm not even sure what I want, but that's not the point - it's that I want it now.

It's the damage that we do and never know. It's the words that we don't say that scare me so.

Somebody should clip Sting around the head and tell him to stop using that ridiculous Jamaican accent.

When in doubt, play track 4 - it is usually the one you want.

You're drinking vintage Elvis Presley wine.