Living a very long time would be a very scary thing.

The battle with the bottle is nothing so novel.

[Commercial] radio is absolutely the enemy of music. They are my sworn and mortal enemy, and I will have nothing to do with them.

Don't start me talking, I could talk all night. My mind goes sleepwalking while I'm putting the world right.

Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being.

It's a dangerous game that comedy plays. Sometimes it tells you the truth; sometimes it delays it.

Don't try to touch my heart, it's darker than you think. And don't try to read my mind, because it's full of disappearing ink.