Living a very long time would be a very scary thing.

I mistrust these people in music industry who can be everybody. This is where technology dictates to them. I mistrust that, that in somehow the chips capture the soul of a player, that's patent nonsense.

Maybe I just never learned my harmony part, because what everybody says sounds odd to them sounds perfectly natural to me.

What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death wears a big hat cause he's a big bloke.

Somebody should clip Sting around the head and tell him to stop using that ridiculous Jamaican accent.

I find it to be the ultimate backhanded compliment when you are compared against yourself.

Funny, now I can see, how looks can be deceiving.