Little sister, don't you do what your big sister done.

Man, I was tame compared to what they do now.

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis, Memphis.

We're the perfect combination. Colonel's an old carny, and me, I'm off the wall.

When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books, and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies, and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed, has come true a hundred times... I learned very early in life that "Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain't got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend - without a song." So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.

I'm so nervous. I've always been nervous, ever since I was a kid.

Sad thing is, you can still love someone and be wrong for them.