When things go wrong, don't go with them.
Don't criticize that man unless you have walked in his shoes.
The only thing worse than watching a bad movie is being in one.
When your intelligence don't tell you something ain't right, your conscience gives you a tap you on the shoulder and says 'Hold on'. If it don't, you're a snake.
Make me feel at home, if you really care, scratch my back and run your pretty fingers through my hair.
I want to entertain people. That's my whole life. To my last breath.