The first car I bought was the most beautiful car I've ever seen. It was secondhand, but I parked it outside of my hotel the day I got it. I sat up all night, just lookin' at it.

I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.

Fame and fortune, how empty they can be.

I'll be a fool or a wiseman, my darling, you hold the key. Anyway you want me, that's how I will be.

Happiness is knowin' you've done a good job, whether it's professional or for another person.

Friends are people you can talk to... without words when you have to.

I'm evil, my middle name is misery. Well, I'm evil, so don't mess around with me.