I'm trying to keep a level head. You have to be careful out in the world. It's so easy to get turned.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

Number 47 said to number 3, you're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.

I like to sing ballads the way Eddie Fisher does and the way Perry Como does. But the way I'm singing now is what makes the money.

I like pork chops and country ham, creamed potatoes, stuff like that. Redeye gravy. It comes from ham, bacon, stuff like that. It's the grease that you fry it in. I eat a lot of Jell-O. Fruit Jell-O.

Envy someone an' it pulls you down. Admire them and it builds you up. Which makes more sense?

I forgot to remember to forget.