I don't think I'm bad for people. If I did think I was bad for people, I would go back to driving a truck, and I really mean this.

Happiness is knowin' you've done a good job, whether it's professional or for another person.

I'll never feel comfortable taking a strong drink, and I'll never feel easy smoking a cigarette. I just don't think those things are right for me.

The first time that I appeared on stage, it scared me to death. I really didn't know what all the yelling was about. I didn't realize that my body was moving. It's a natural thing to me. So to the manager backstage I said, "What'd I do? What'd I do?" And he said, "Whatever it is, go back and do it again."

The child needs a helping hand or he'll grow up to be an angry young man some day.

We're the perfect combination. Colonel's an old carny, and me, I'm off the wall.

Money honey, if you want to get along with me.