When I was a boy, I always saw myself as a hero in comic books and in movies. I grew up believing this dream.

Memories, pressed between the pages of my mind. Memories, sweetened through the ages just like wine.

I'm strictly for Stevenson. I don't dig the intellectual bit, but I'm telling you, man, he knows the most.

I like to sing ballads the way Eddie Fisher does and the way Perry Como does. But the way I'm singing now is what makes the money.

When things go wrong, don't go with them.

The only kind of trouble I've ever been in is when I was stealing eggs when I was little. I think I know right from wrong.

Blacko-oxy-tonic phosphate, it's the latest scoop. But that's alright girls, you can call it goop.