It's all a big hoax, honey. I never wrote a song in my life. I get one-third of the credit for recording it. It makes me look smarter than I am. I've never even had an idea for a song. Just once, mybe.

Somebody does somethin' stupid, that's human. They don't stop when they see it's wrong, that's a fool.

Make me feel at home, if you really care, scratch my back and run your pretty fingers through my hair.

I’m so lucky to be in the position to give. It’s really a gift to give.

When I was a child, ladies and gentlemen, I was a dreamer. I read comic books, and I was the hero of the comic book. I saw movies, and I was the hero in the movie. So every dream I ever dreamed, has come true a hundred times... I learned very early in life that "Without a song, the day would never end; without a song, a man ain't got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend - without a song." So I keep singing a song. Goodnight. Thank you.

I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.

If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.