It's all a big hoax, honey. I never wrote a song in my life. I get one-third of the credit for recording it. It makes me look smarter than I am. I've never even had an idea for a song. Just once, mybe.

Values are like fingerprints. Nobody's are the same, but you leave 'em all over everything you do

Look guys, if you're just going to stare at me, I'm going to bed!

Folks always look good in their coffins.

You're so square, baby, I don't care.

When you get down to the nitty gritty, isn't it a pity that in this big city not one little bitty man will admit that he could have been a little wrong.

Singers come and go, but if you're a good actor, you can last a long time.