It's all a big hoax, honey. I never wrote a song in my life. I get one-third of the credit for recording it. It makes me look smarter than I am. I've never even had an idea for a song. Just once, mybe.

Those people in New York are not gonna change me none.

I don't mind being controversial. Even Jesus wasn't loved in his day.

Do the Clam, do the Clam, grab your barefoot baby by the hand.

There's no room to Rhumba in a sports car.

Before you abuse, criticize, and accuse walk a mile in my shoes.

More than anything else, I want the folks back at home to think right of me.