I learned very early in life that: 'Without a song, the day would never end; without a friend, a man ain't got a friend; without a song, the road would never bend-without a song.' So I keep singing a song.

Computers may out think us one day, but as long as people got feelings we'll be better than they are.

Her little sister will tell you she don't live here anymore.

I'm evil, my middle name is misery. Well, I'm evil, so don't mess around with me.

I'm so nervous. I've always been nervous, ever since I was a kid.

Man, I was tame compared to what they do now.

The army teaches boys to think like men.