I always felt my emancipation into truly being a grown-up was when I had to figure out how to fold up a king-size fitted bottom sheet on my own.
180 episodes of 'CSI: Miami' and never the same lipstick twice!
If you live in a small space, you should do the things that make it feel luxurious.
When I was 8, my favorite toy was a stapler. My brother was afraid of me.
In college, I was a weather anchor for the local news. I would 'borrow' my forecast from The Weather Channel.
I feel like 'CSI: Miami' was just a license to do all sorts of horrible things that I'd always wanted to do.