You're not going to say anything about me that I'm not going to say about myself. There's so many things that I think about myself; if someone really wanted to get at me, they could say this and this and this. So I'm going to say it before they can. It's the best policy for me.

Though I'm not the first king of controversy, I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley. To do black music so selfishly, and use it to get myself wealthy.

Believe it or not, I thank my mom for how she raised me in a neighborhood daily to jump and chase me. It only made me what I am today.

I truly believe I may be getting too big for my own good.

I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be, that's just me.

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em

I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.