I can't tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like.

My skin is too thick and bullet proof to touch me.

I think if two people love each other, then what the hell? I think that everyone should have the chance to be equally miserable, if they want. It's the new tolerant me!

I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have.

I was a smart kid, but I hated school.

Just be yourself man, be proud of who you are.

I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.