My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5...she was 15.

Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.

Just promise me you'll think of me everytime you look up in the sky and see a star

Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned.

I'm very much a creature of habit.

If we can hump dead animals and antelopes, there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope.

You're not going to say anything about me that I'm not going to say about myself. There's so many things that I think about myself; if someone really wanted to get at me, they could say this and this and this. So I'm going to say it before they can. It's the best policy for me.