If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.

The kids are old enough now - I just want to let them be kids. I don't want to comment on them too much. They're at an age where I just want to let them be kids.

It sometimes feels like a strange movie, you know, it's all so weird that sometimes I wonder if it is really happening.

I didn't just invent saying offensive things.

I don't like to give the sob story: growing up in a single-parent home, never knew my father, my mother never worked, and when friends came over I'd hide the welfare cheese. Yo, I failed ninth grade three times, but I don't think it was necessarily 'cause I'm stupid. I didn't go to school. I couldn't deal.

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment. Would you capture it or just let it slip?

See, regardless of what anybody believes who hates me; you ain't gonna make or break me.