I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?

You know how it is - you make songs, and as you make the new ones, the old ones get old and you throw them out.

I like it when people talk s**t. Because if people weren't talking s**t, there would be nothing for me to come back with. I need that. If I don't have any ammo, what am I going to say?

If you can afford...a computer, you can afford to pay $16 for my...CD.

If you aint like me, you aint gotta like me.

Sometimes I'm real cool, but sometimes I could be a real asshole. I think everyone is like that.

Piracy doesn't hurt an artist unless the artist puts out a bad album.