I don't know why this world keeps turning, round and round. But I wish it would stop and let me off right now!

I was poor white trash, no glitter, no glamour, but I'm not ashamed of anything.

I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.

I was a smart kid, but I hated school.

It creeps me out sometimes to think of the person I was. I was a terrible person. I was mean to people.

A lot of my rhymes are just to get chuckles out of people. Anybody with half a brain is going to be able to tell when I'm joking and when I'm serious.

Any MC who chooses to go up against me is getting taken advantage of like Monica Lewinski