I present the nominees, well, not me the Voice of God, for Best Screenplay.

Once you're a mom, you've been split into two people. It's like Peter Pan and his shadow.

If there's a role you're playing and there's a great deal of material to explore because the person was real then it's a completely different preparation time and message to playing someone fictional.

Let's stop feeling so guilty about global warming

There is that thing about not working with animals and children - I don't think that's true. Although you should never work with donkeys.

I have a lot of people to thank but they're none of them here so I'm not going to bother.

Sometimes you'll have some things, and sometimes you'll have other things. And you do not need it all at once; it's not good for you.