I present the nominees, well, not me the Voice of God, for Best Screenplay.

It’s about time a 55-year-old British woman is the heroine of an action movie. I may have to write it.

My husband is here and I'd like to thank him, for many things, but first of all for pointing out that I had a big hole in my frock and then that my nipples were pointing in different directions. It's good to have an expert there to help you with that sort of thing.

I present the nominees, well, not me the Voice of God, for Best Screenplay.

A lot of very beautiful women can be a pain because all they're thinking about is how they look.

~I'm strict about manners. I think that kids have a horrible time with other people if they have bad manners.... The one thing you've got to be prepared to do as a parent is not to be liked from time to time.~

Children don't need much advice but they really do need to be listened to and not just with half an ear.