Its unfortunate and I really wish I wouldn't have to say this, but I really like human beings who have suffered. They're kinder.

My mother has never approved of high heels. As a result, I have never been able to walk in high heels - and they were all I ever wanted. So of course, my daughter has two pairs.

My husband is here and I'd like to thank him, for many things, but first of all for pointing out that I had a big hole in my frock and then that my nipples were pointing in different directions. It's good to have an expert there to help you with that sort of thing.

Let's stop feeling so guilty about global warming

There is that thing about not working with animals and children - I don't think that's true. Although you should never work with donkeys.

Piracy is our only option.

There is a painful difference between the expectation of an unpleasant event and its final certainty.