During an election, it's like they're doing my job: they're going around banging the drum for their party and selling their movie. You know, it's the same thing.

Just write. It doesn't matter what you write. Just sit at your desk and write.

Sometimes you'll have some things, and sometimes you'll have other things. And you do not need it all at once; it's not good for you.

It is remarkable how many misconceptions there are here about life in the developing world and I think that that knowledge gap has done a lot to contribute to the imbalance quite frankly.

Laughter is a celebration of our failings. That's what clowns are for. And that's what I am.

You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.

Maybe I don't take myself so seriously any more. And I don't care how I'm judged. I'm past all that.