It doesn't matter how good the movie is. What matters is what it takes during the opening weekend. It's slightly distressing sometimes but that's how it works.

Laughter is a celebration of our failings. That's what clowns are for. And that's what I am.

I ask Laurie it it's possible to get trained fish. Lindsay says this is how we know I've never produced a movie.

My husband is here and I'd like to thank him, for many things, but first of all for pointing out that I had a big hole in my frock and then that my nipples were pointing in different directions. It's good to have an expert there to help you with that sort of thing.

I've never been on the cover of Empire. I'm very bitter. I've got an award but now I feel sad and cross.

~I'm strict about manners. I think that kids have a horrible time with other people if they have bad manners.... The one thing you've got to be prepared to do as a parent is not to be liked from time to time.~

If you don't want women to do whatever they need to do then you must provide them with food, you must provide them with shelter and their basic human rights.