Women's liberationists spread the word that the only peaceful family is one in which either the wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.

Mrs. Thatcher responded to our liberation of Grenada with the sounds of a somewhat hypersensitive Neville Chamberlain.

In England "The Day After," though unpopular with viewers, seems to have confirmed the average Englishman's mindless prejudice against Kansas. Shortly after the film portrayed that state being turned into an overused barbecue pit by nuclear weapons, support for British nuclear weapons rose a full percentage point.

Although millions of Americans purr with pastel delusions of Mohandas K. Gandhi, those who actually live in the scrawny crank's homeland struggle to throw off the painful aftermath of his quackery.

The Democratic party today is not so much a political party as a milling herd, and the herd is easily stampeded.

One is more admired for claiming to do good than for proving to be right.

Those who believe patriotism to be the last refuge of the scoundrel have underestimated compassion.