I'm very confident I'm one of the best to ever play the game, but once you talk about the greatest, how can you define greatest?

You cannot change the stripes of a leopard.

There's a lot of dancing in football. You can see Victor Cruz doing a little bit of a cha-cha or samba move in the end zone. You can see Terrell Owens getting his popcorn ready. You can see Ochocinco doing the Riverdance. But not so much when it comes to ballroom.

I'm an enigma, an unknown.

Don't complain to others about your troubles. Half of them don't care and the other half are glad.

Charles Haley changed the way the Cowboys played football in the 90s. And the reason why I say that is because he was such a dominant force coming off the edge, where it took two and three to block him.

Don't worry about the game you just won or the team that we just blew out... or, um... blown... blowed out... Let's think about what we need to do going forward, and they had, uh... blown out.