Marriage. The beginning and the end are wonderful. But the middle part is hell.

The Press blew, the public stared, hands flew out like a million little fishes after bread.

If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.

Pity is exhaustible. What a terrible discovery!

The dangerous thing about hate is that it seems so reasonable.

Let this serve as an axiom to every lover: A woman who refuses lunch refuses everything.

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.