Inside the mirrored elevator, Mulch used a telescopic pointer to push P for the penthouse. For the first few months he had jumped to reach the button, but that was undignified behavior for a millionaire. And besides, he was certain that Art could hear the thumping from the security desk.

How was your... eh... trip?" Artemis felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Um, eventful.

How did that go?’ he asked. ‘Your first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?’ ‘Fabulous,’ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. ‘We’re planning a June wedding.

Chief of security : They have a tank! How did they get a tank up here?

Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.

Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.

Sometimes plans don't translate smoothly from paper to real life.