Trust me. I'm a genius.

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

If things go badly for me tonight, I want you to stay with Mr. Wynter; he will pay you a decent wage.” “Will he make me bathe?” “No, he will debate the matter with you until you decide to wash.” “Ah. One of those.

Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?

Artemis ducked. Cudgeon didn't. Guess what? Artemis was smarter.

Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.

And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.