(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR.
Eoin ColferWell, I don't like the first bit and I don't know the last bit. So I'm really hoping the middle bit is exceptional.
Eoin ColferI'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.
Eoin ColferA metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
Eoin Colfer