Remember this? You gave it to me for ensuring your trigger finger got reattached to your hand. You said it would remind me of that spark of decency inside me. I'm trying to do something decent now, Captain.

Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.

(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!

Nobody's death is impending." ..."Well technically everyone's death is impending.

Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.

Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.

...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile." "...Where's all the loot?" "That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart." Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. "You were here to rob me!" "No, I wasn't. How dare you?!