A play has two authors, the playwright and the actor.

Like dreams, farces show the disguised fulfillment of repressed wishes.

Geography is about maps, but biography is about chaps.

If one truly has lost hope, one would not be on hand to say so.

Ours is the age of substitutes: Instead of language we have jargon; instead of principles, slogans; and instead of genuine ideas, bright suggestions.

Fashion, which elevates the bad to the level of the good, subsequently turns its back on bad and good alike.

If melodrama is the quintessence of drama, farce is the quintessence of theatre. Melodrama is written. A moving image of the worldis provided by a writer. Farce is acted. The writer's contribution seems not only absorbed but translated.... One cannot imagine melodrama being improvised. The improvised drama was pre-eminently farce.