The dreadful thing about getting older is you cry at the drop of a hat.

Nobody gets irony anymore, as we are now living in the post-ironic age. Once George Bush gets a library, our irony is dead.

You get interviewed when you're out promoting something.

I used to have a house in London, but couldn't face 20 more years of St John's Wood in the rain.

Everybody has their own free choice to do what they want.

I think comedy's often the little and the large, isn't it?

Bear in mind the simple rule, X squared to the power of two minus five over the seven point eight three times nineteen is approximately equal to the cube root of MCC squared divided by X minus a quarter of a third percent. Keep that in mind, and you can't go very far wrong.