The dreadful thing about getting older is you cry at the drop of a hat.

I never pay any attention to figures.

I liked doing live things, and with the Circus we had a live audience.

We destroy icons - that's what we do.

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.

Know what I mean? Eh, eh, Nudge nudge, Say no more?

I got locked into a tradition [at Cambridge] of doing comedy.