I never pay any attention to figures.
I don't invest in the stock market, but I have pension funds - some in America and the UK.
Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.
I'm not really a celebrity; I'm just vestigially left over from doing stuff from before.
Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not.
Having little money to spend was a valuable learning experience. My schooling also shaped my work ethic because while other children were listening to the Goons, I was studying, which enabled me to go to Cambridge University.