Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.

The most distinguished hallmark of the American society is and always has been change.

There are only two kinds of people in the world, suckers and people that can be had. Everyone can be had, but a sucker will always bet you $50 that he can't be had. Maybe magicians are around to remind us we can all be had, so we don't become suckers.

People, if given the choice between anarchy and dictatorship, will always choose dictatorship because anarchy is the worst dictatorship of all.

The five happiest people I have ever met all had this strange little quirk of referring to their jobs as a 'calling.'

Tenacity is a pretty fair substitute for bravery, and the best form of tenacity I know is expressed in a Danish fur trapper's principle: "The next mile is the only one a person really has to make."

Most problems are caused by solutions.