Brotherhood is not so wild a dream as those, who profit by postponing it, pretend.
No man was ever more than about nine meals away from crime or suicide.
The chief source of problems is solutions.
There are only two kinds of people in the world, suckers and people that can be had. Everyone can be had, but a sucker will always bet you $50 that he can't be had. Maybe magicians are around to remind us we can all be had, so we don't become suckers.
The major cause of problems are solutions
Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves.