Saints are usually killed by their own people.
There are only two kinds of people in the world, suckers and people that can be had. Everyone can be had, but a sucker will always bet you $50 that he can't be had. Maybe magicians are around to remind us we can all be had, so we don't become suckers.
Consultant: an ordinary guy more than 50 miles from home.
For children, Christmas is anticipation. For adults, Christmas is memory.
Brotherhood is not so wild a dream as those, who profit by postponing it, pretend.
The best way to get thrown out of the columnists' club is to be uncertain about anything whatsoever on this earth.