Beware of the man who denounces psychiatrists; / he is afraid.
Humor is one of the most serious tools we have for dealing with impossible situations.
The Lives of Great Men are more oft' at variance with their profess'd Phillosophies than consistent with 'em.
A poem (surely someone has said this before) is a one-night stand, a short story a love affair, and a novel a marriage.
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
You should write first drafts as if they will never be shown to anyone.