My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates (470-399 B.C.) "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't

Someday every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life.

Keeping a journal implies hope.

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God.

My mother wanted me to be her wings, to fly as she never quite had the courage to do. I love her for that. I love the fact that she wanted to give birth to her own wings.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.