Everyone's a little crazy when you get inside their head... it's only a matter of degree.

Every time I catch myself saying, "Oh no, you shouldn't try that," I think, "Yes, I should."

I knew I was in England by the smell.

I've kept journals at many times in my life starting from when I was about 13 or 14. But it's boring and contrived to keep a journal every day. Better to write as the mood strikes.

It was the old psychosomatic side-step. Everyone in my family dances it at every opportunity. You've given me a splitting headache! You've given me indigestion! You've given me crotch rot! You've given me auditory hallucinations! You've given me a heart attack! You've given me cancer!

It is a sad paradox that when male authors impersonate women ... they are said to be dealing with 'cosmic, major concerns' - but when we impersonate ourselves we are said to be writing 'women's fiction' or 'women's poetry.

The worst thing about jealousy is how low it makes you reach.