Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.
Why does life need evidence of life?
I thought of the nameless inventor of the bathtub. I was somehow sure it was a woman. And was the inventor of the bathtub plug a man?
The older we get, the more Jewish we become in my family.
Fear is a sign-usually a sign that I'm doing something right.
Never joke with the press. Irony does not translate into newsprint.